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Ye PirateCon code

1.Dress up - an eye patch alone will not suffice
2.Say "Arrr" - ye can't be sayin' "Arrr" too much
3.Be jolly - it be PirateCon so cut loose & 'ave fun
4.Don't upset kids - or be measured fer yer chains
5.Don't drink & drive - driving be fer lubbers
6.Don't be a bilge rat - disgrace not y'self nor us
7.No pirate left behind - look out for ye shipmates

If you're organzing a PirateCon, here are some ideas that you might find useful and, if you're attending a PirateCon, this page might give you some idea of what to expect...

Random image from the 2010 NYC PirateCon - Credit: Kyle Dean Reinford - more at newyork.metromix.com

A PirateCon is a special type of pirate event:

  • It is nothing more complicated that an opportunity to have fun with a large group of people dressed as pirates and is not to be taken seriously
  • No-one owns PirateCon so you don't need our or anyone else's permission to call your event a "PirateCon"
  • If you don't dress up you can't really join in, but you don't have to dress up as a pirate - any pirate-related costume will be ok. See the Provisions page for info & supplies
  • A PirateCon is usually for adults only. The sight of a crowd of jolly pirates may be hugely entertaining for children but the midst of it is no place for them
  • You should try to talk like a pirate (see the Lore page) but for PirateCon you only need to sound like a pirate which simply means saying "Arrr" more or less constantly
  • A PirateCon is usually an informal public gathering and, while some pirates will have taken the initiative to organize it, you are responsible for your own actions
  • PirateCon is intended to foster a sense of community. It is not a case of "every man for himself" so please do your part to help keep the crew together and on course

Note that in the context of PirateCon at least, a "pirate" is someone who celebrates freedom. This means no actual acts of piracy, plundering, slitting throats etc. However, carousing and wenching are not only acceptable but postively encouraged, arrr.

Cap'ns

("Captains" - this be ye who're organizin' & leadin') - 'ere be some tips fer ye...
  1. Set a date & start location. Many PirateCons occur on or around September 19th because this is International Talk Like A Pirate Day but it can be any day you like
  2. Invite plenty of pirates (a Facebook event can be good for this)
  3. Plan the route & activities
  4. Keep yer crew on course (a megaphone really helps with this)
  5. Make sure you tell us 'ere at PirateCon.info the date, location and web-address for your event so we can help promote it by including it in the list on the main page.

Crew

(this be everyone taking part) - 'ere be some tips fer ye...
  1. Say "Arrr" continuously - no hearty band of seafarin' scoundrels should e'er be silent and "Arrr" should be the constant background sound at every PirateCon
  2. Group "Arrr" - when someone in the crew says "Arrr" loudly everyone in the crew must respond with a loud "Arrr" (this should happen often, especially in bars)
  3. Have a pirate name - "<Color>beard" is a good choice, especially if you don't have a beard
  4. "Matey/Lass" is how ye address individual men/women (so you don't need to remember their pirate names)
  5. "Me hearties" is how ye needs be addressin' yer fellow pirates collectively
  6. Drink rum or beer - it's PirateCon fer land sakes!
  7. Pay with cash and tip generously - it saves time and cultivates goodwill so we'll be welcome back next time

"[?]arrr"

if ye be wantin' t' say more than "Arrr"'ere be some tips fer ye...

If ye can't be botherin' t'learn authentic pirate sayings and nautical terminology, simply expand on "Arrr" as follows:

EnglishAuthenticPirateCon
... ye gets the idea
YesAyeYarrr
NoNayNarrr
Car'orseless carriageCarrr
FloorDeckFlarrr
DoorDoorDarrr

Note that "booty" in authentic pirate speak means money/treasure, but in PirateCon speak it means booty.